Thursday, May 15, 2014

AMATEUR HOUR IS ANON AND AGAIN

I have been trapped alone in a house with no car and no running buses for like three days so I started rereading Richard G's old posts, and therefore started thinking about rpgs without levels and low magic settings and colonialism and industry and hexcrawls and Tartary, basically, and I've wanted to set a game in Florida for a long time and so I made this.

FLOWERLAND: Pre-colonial horrible fantasy Florida


  • Hummingbird-people hunt giant crocodiles through the radioactive Everglades as schoolbus sized pythons slowly digest murderous robots!
  • Evil(er?) Victorian Henry Flagler digs up weapons of mass destruction from ancient bunkers to defend the insane resort towns his nepotistic underlings are building in the middle of the swamp!
  • Heavily armed holy order of missionaries and petrochemical engineers that hunts down shapeshifting crocodiles and panther demons!
  • Oil rigs awaken ink-blooded sorcerers from their millennial slumber at the bottom of a vast and cursed lagoon! 
  • Well dressed stranger perform strange surgeries on unwary travelers!
  • Soft sand, warm beaches, venomous conchs and landmines from antiquity!
  • more spiders than God can count!
  • THERE ARE MOSQUITOES IN YOUR EYES!
  • THERE ARE MOSQUITOES IN YOUR EARS!
  • THERE ARE MOSQUITOES IN YOUR MOUTH!
    THERE ARE MOSQUITOES EVERYWHERE!
  • And many more?!

DOWNLOAD HERE TODAY

 I WANT TO RUN THIS SOON.

5 comments:

  1. Hey man, Ive been wanting to run this for some time, but I wanted character sheets. I went ahead and made some of my own if you would like to utilize them at all. Nothing much, just took a few minutes to mod the actual WoD sheets.

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  2. Here you go! Not too fancy, but convenient to print out and use.
    https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-KIiMJjCiezUjM2WWtySWgwcnM/view?usp=sharing

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    1. awesome stuff. I'll definitely use them next time I run flowerland.

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